Mom Gives a Hilarious Cooking Analogy to Her 12-y Daughter Asking "What 69 Means" | "Only Adults Are Allowed to Prep and Cook"

Mom Gives a Hilarious Cooking Analogy to Her 12-y Daughter Asking "What 69 Means" | "Only Adults Are Allowed to Prep and Cook"
Cover Image Source: TikTok | @britt.ostofe

Kids never stop being curious about the surroundings and things they observe and hear. Most mothers around the globe always face difficulties in tackling a question tossed at them by their children. Sometimes, the questions can be NSFW as well and it leaves the parents clueless on how to satiate the curiosity of their child decently. One such mom on TikTok, Britt Ostofe who goes by the username @britt.ostofe, faced a mortifying situation when her daughter came up to her demanding an answer to a weird question. The 9-year-old wanted to know "what a 69" is and the child's mom was left speechless at first.

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Having a conversation about sex and sexual practices has haunted parents for generations and they still hesitate to bring up the topic casually. So naturally, Ostofe knew that there is no easy way to explain "69" to a grade schooler. "Today, my nine-year-old daughter came home from school and asked me if I knew what 69 was," she exclaimed while documenting the story for our entertainment. She called her kid's bluff and reminded her that it's just a number that comes before 70. But her daughter wasn't convinced.

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Image Source: TikTok | @britt.ostofe
Image Source: TikTok | @britt.ostofe

It is solid proof that no one quite prepares you for motherhood and the challenges that follow. "Well, I heard it's when a boy and a girl are together, and they're trying to have a baby," said her child, not willing to let go of her mom until she gives an explanation to "69." The mom said that she started to panic and her sweat could have easily filled an entire swimming pool. "At the end of the day, she's gonna learn about this sh*t from somebody else, or she's gonna learn from me." 

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"So, I told her a cooking analogy. 'You know when you're cooking a meal, and there's prep time and cook time? Where in prep you're chopping the veggies and cook time is getting to the main meal, the main deed,'" she continued. But it was of no help as her daughter responded with "I don't cook." Ostofe had to bring an end to the uncomfortable conversation so she said, "Only adults are allowed to prep and cook in the kitchen. And you will get there when you're an adult, OK? But right now, you're a kid. Kids don't make dinner. You don't need to worry about it."

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Image Source: TikTok | @britt.ostofe
Image Source: TikTok | @britt.ostofe

 

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But the kid was smart enough to not let go of her mom that easily and pointed out how her father doesn't cook either. So does that mean he doesn't help in making babies? The mom finally admitted defeat in front of her daughter and said, "Cooking is not for you. Find another hobby." For the time being, she might not have to explain what a "69" is but maybe her daughter will come up with even more complicated questions which are difficult to elaborate. We wish the best for all the struggling moms out there who are left speechless while trying to explain the process of making a baby to their babies.

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