The internet is a dangerous weapon in the hands of your parents and they will leave no stone unturned to expose the truth behind parenting and their kids.
It's no secret that parenthood is a daunting job. Raising kids might feel like the most challenging and overwhelming task but at the same time, they make up for a great part of your core memory. However, there are times when you might have just thrown your hands up in the air, giving up momentarily as you fail to deal with your kids and their antics.
We are guessing, that's when the internet comes in for a rescue. Some of the countless exhausted parents across the world have taken to Twitter and shared their struggles with parenthood all the while roasting their kids on the internet for our entertainment. Here are some of the best tweets by parents who possibly found some relief by sharing their hilarious moments of raising a kid:
I think school photo packages are secretly a math test for parents to discover if we're capable of figuring out the one that's the best value. I am confident I have failed this test. Again.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) November 11, 2022
I’ve never won the lottery but I once made a dinner that all three kids enjoyed at the same time
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) November 15, 2022
I just told my kids they’ll never beat me at the silent treatment and they fell for it. The last 10 minutes have been heaven.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) November 10, 2022
I accidentally drank from my husband’s dad mug and the kids didn’t wake me up once last night
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 16, 2022
My toddler has been throwing things, so I bought him a book about managing emotions, which he picked up and threw at me.
— kidversations (@kidversations_) November 5, 2022
I wanted to be the mum that makes the best cookies but instead I’m the one that has 7 takeout apps on her phone
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) November 10, 2022
Raising teenagers makes raising a toddler look like the easiest time in my life. Sorry for the bad news, toddler parents.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 11, 2022
Hubs: I’ve decided I don’t want to have children.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) November 15, 2022
Me: You’re about 9 years too late.
Welcome to parenthood. You never thought you'd want to fight a 5yo, but here we are.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 9, 2022
My toddler came into the bathroom while I was on the toilet and said, “you pooped! You get a cookie!” This is the only level of enthusiasm I’ll be accepting from now on.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) November 5, 2022
7 called the dinner my wife made tonight "prison food". Visitation will be from 1-3 this Friday with a memorial service immediately after.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 10, 2022
5: please can I have an apple
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) November 8, 2022
Me: sure *gives apple*
5: oh dear
Me: what’s up
5: I can’t eat that apple
Me: why not
5: it’s not a donut
Welcome to parenthood. You have way more shit to do, and way less time to do it in.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 5, 2022
Last week a friend told me she’s looking forward to her toddler turning 3 because she’s tired of the defiant stage. I’m still laughing.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) November 11, 2022
Parents to their first born: don’t hurt yourself
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 7, 2022
Parents to their last born: try not to kill yourself
My twins learned some new adjectives at school today and are currently arguing about whether the dinner I cooked is abominable or diabolical
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) November 14, 2022
I've got my daughter and her friend playing a game called "scrub the baseboards clean." This is peak parenting.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 13, 2022
My teen- *with a mouthful of burger and fries* Must be nice to be an adult and do whatever you want
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 3, 2022
Me- *picking at my salad and holding the bill*- Yeah, it’s been a real treat
Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) November 8, 2022
my six year old wanted me to pretend to be her mom and i said “i am your mom” and she said “but like, a cool young fun mom”
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) November 9, 2022
im glad i tore up my body to birth her just to get shredded to pieces like that
8-year-old: We had a a substitute bus driver.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 15, 2022
Me: How'd that go?
8: Bad. I was hoping she didn't know the way to school.
I told my toddler that she could only pack the essentials so she filled two suitcases, one with socks and the other with stuffed animals
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 11, 2022
Kids should come with a “skip intro” button for their stories
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 8, 2022
Thoughts and prayers for my 12-year-old.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2022
I asked her to replace the toilet paper roll and now she's now in tears because she has to do everything around here.
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