What are we doing? Why do we always try to amp up things that don’t need improving? The original pizza recipe never really needed tinkering, but we keep doing it. BBQ chicken pizza, taco pizza, pizza with chinese food on it. Why don’t we just put pizza Bagel Bites on a pizza? Because when pizza’s on a bagel’s on a pizza, you can… well actually it doesn’t matter, you can just eat pizza anytime because there are no rules anymore. If the original inventor of pizza could see this now, he’d probably shed a tear like that Native American seeing thankless assholes throw trash all over Mother Earth.
That’s all we’re really doing with pizza these days, just littering all over one of the greatest foods known to man.
But honestly we kind of want to try some of that cheeseburger pizza.