21 Rib-Tickling Relatable Tweets by Couples Who Are Surviving the Crazy Marriage Ride
Married life is a mix of various flavors; some moments are spicy and others are salty. At rare moments, it tastes like a mouth-watering sweet and occasionally, it leaves a bitter taste in our mouth. Overall, it's a wholesome and hilarious expedition.
Those who have survived this crazy ride for half a century or fortunately more can vouch for one secret ingredient to tackle both the highs and the lows of married life—a 'sense of humor.' Couples who cannot laugh off unpleasant moments are likely to fall victim to negative thoughts, sometimes leading to broken relationships. Once you move past the much-hyped "honeymoon phase," your partner's annoying habits reveal themselves. You are faced with the challenge of accepting their less likable traits and that's when the humor toolkit comes to the relationship rescue.
When mushy conversations metamorphose into endless debates about which brand's furniture is more durable, whether the bedroom needs a makeover, how much toilet roll your partner wastes in a month, just pause and laugh your most violent laugh. Trust us, it always works. You can also vent your feelings on Twitter just like these 21 people who perfectly summed up married life humor in just 280 characters. Here's our shortlist of funny and relatable married-life tweets that you can retweet or send to your partner.
We’ve officially spent more time finding a name for our KitchenAid mixer than our second child— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 16, 2023
2. True story
89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great what he really means is "We needed to leave five minutes ago."— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) May 18, 2023
When my husband says ‘let me ask my wife,’ he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) May 21, 2023
the wife said I looked really cute and I was about to thank her but then I realized she was talking to the dog, not me— 🌜🤷♂️Dad Moon Rising 🤷♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) May 9, 2023
5. Or pretending may be
Marriage is between two people: One person who is trying to have a conversation and one person who is yelling “What?!” from the other room.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 22, 2023
Me: I’m so hungry.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) May 10, 2023
Husband: *names twenty things he can get me on the way home*
Me: Anything else?
7. How long
It's my birthday and I woke up with my husband petting my head in the most bizarre way and then he said "you are the prettiest princess in the entire neighborhood" so we're off to a good start.— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) May 18, 2023
8. Take the chance
My wife’s grocery list just says “soap” and I have no idea what she wants but I’m gonna take a stab at it and buy some yummy ice cream.— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) May 10, 2023
9. Vinegar tea, is
Forgot to tell my husband I was descaling the teapot with white vinegar when he came to make some tea. 😳😬— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) May 10, 2023
HUSBAND: Why did you nickname one of our cats "chicken" and the other "turkey?"— Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) May 11, 2023
ME: One cat likes to lie on the floor like a turkey. The other one meows a lot, so I respond "what?" to him, and "what" rhymes with "chicken butt" so I call him "chicken." It makes perfect sense.
my husband, who did not grow up with dogs, just came to me very worried because the dog is not eating her food, but is begging for his, so "something must be wrong with her food, she's clearly hungry but only wants mine"— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) May 16, 2023
My husband does this cute thing where he asks me where to find things, like he’s new here.— The Mom Hack (@TheMomHack) May 13, 2023
Marriage is your spouse saying “I don’t like this show anymore” and then you just never find out how it ends— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 17, 2023
14. Know your place
Newlyweds: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine. Married 10 years: You’re sitting in the dog’s spot.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 17, 2023
When I’m mad at my husband I put the toilet seat up right before he gets home so he thinks I’m having an affair— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) May 18, 2023
90% of date night is deciding what to do while waiting for your wife to GET OUT OF THE CAR WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN THERE— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) May 21, 2023
Asked my husband what he was thinking about and now I know about every kind of dumbbell currently available online— Just Bren Is Fine (@ogbrenna) May 15, 2023
18. Deal is a deal
My wife put parental controls on the TV, because I watched one of our shows without her.— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) May 22, 2023
A strong marriage is all about communication, just not during the guitar solo of Sweet Child O' Mine.— A Dad Influence #🟦 (@gbergan) May 9, 2023
20. *wipes tears*
My husband has a DVD of an old shitty comedy simply because Ryan Reynolds shows his butt in it. I'm so proud of him.— Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) May 19, 2023
21. It's a trap
My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless.— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 10, 2014
It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth