Why can't we all go to bed early? Why can't we just follow the natural circadian rhythm? It could be for a lot of reasons. A common one is that it's way more fun to stay up late and the night brings a lot more sense of control and peace than you might not have felt during the day.
Facing the next day on a few hours of sleep is something for our future self to deal with and our present self to willfully ignore. Staying up till 2 A.M. is all fun and games until your alarm rings at 7 A.M. and you think to yourself, "That's not my alarm, I've only been asleep for five minutes."
It's time to grab that high dose of caffeine you claim to not be dependent on while forcing your eyes to mercilessly stay open. And while you do that, here are some relatable memes for you night owls to enjoy: