Soap hockey sounds like some sort of unspeakable act that happens in prisons. Something a seasoned convict would describe in vague terms to a terrified, doe-eyed kid visiting as part of a scared straight program because he stole some Big League Chew from a gas station.

Nope, it’s just some bros who for some reason thought soapy bikini wrestling could be improved upon by actually playing a competitive team sport on the same surface. Can’t say we don’t want to take a shot at it though.

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