Jose Canseco Is Going To Box A Barstool Sports Intern, Also Logan Paul

by Mad Dog

LOS ANGELES, CA — If you thought Jose Canseco was done making waves in the sports world, you best think again, son! According to TMZ, Jose Canseco is lining up a boxing match with a Barstool Sports intern before his long awaited match against legendary twat, Logan Paul.

Now, if you don’t know who Jose Canseco is, all you need to do is look up his epic Twitter account where he posts a lot about his own death. And Al Gore for some fucking reason.

Al Gore is very famously alive. But that’s okay Jose! We still love you and your crazy antics, brother!

But here’s where this story gets even crazier.

Turns out that the reason Jose Canseco wants to fight Logan Paul is because Logan broke up with Jose Canseco’s daughter, Josie Canseco.

First of all: he named his own daughter after himself. Like the fucking legend that he is. Second of all: there is no greater motivation for boxing than beating the crap out of your daughter’s ex boyfriend.

Apparently Logan Paul broke poor little Josie’s heart, which is why Jose had this to say about the situation. He told TMZ Sports, “Logan Paul, I am coming for you after I wreck this guy.”

Now, Jose isn’t a stranger to the boxing ring. In 2009, he famously fought a seven foot South Korean MMA star named Hong-Man Choi.

Now, it’s unclear who the Barstool Sports intern is, or if he has any boxing experience. But the fact of the matter is that Jose is going to wipe the floor with him, in our opinion. Jose is basically pulling a Liam Neeson in Taken except he’s looking to avenge his daughter’s broken heart.

Now that is downright scary. We’d put our money on Jose to go off on these dudes. And to our readers, stay away from Josie Canseco unless you want to fight Jose in the ring!