Hell yes! How about, like, cooking a big-ass pig?! Like, as a roast! That’s just one idea off the top of my head! I’m not married to it!!!
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Two Gorillas Tested Positive For COVID. Who Had The Nads To Stick A Swab Up A Gorilla’s Nose?
by Tom Limoby Tom LimoIt feels like a gorilla would rip your head off if you tried that. Like, clean off. No problem.
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Curiosity Has Been On Mars For 3,000 Days And We Bet That Little Freak’s Been Holding Out On Us Intel-Wise
by Tom Limoby Tom LimoI want to put that rover in a headlock! A really tight one, til it squeals!
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Intelligence Agencies Must Spill Everything They Know About UFOs Thanks To This Boring Law
by Tom Limoby Tom LimoWe don’t understand what Covid and aliens have to do with each other, but we ARE incredibly bored thinking about that! Just give us that alien info!
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Feminism Win: Turns Out This Famous Dead Viking Is Actually A Dead WOMAN Viking
by Tom Limoby Tom LimoShe was buried with TWO horses… I’ve never even ridden a horse!
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Take Notes, Al Pacino: Man Tries To Pull Off A Heist Like ‘Heat’ Using CORONAVIRUS As His Weapon!
by Tom Limoby Tom LimoThis is so much like Al Pacino facing off against that older actor who played the robber in Heat!