People Can’t Get Over These 25 Savage Insults and It's Brutally Funny | “Lunatic Salad Eater”
There is a quote by the Canadian poet William Chapman that goes like this: “Words cut deeper than knives. A knife can be pulled out, words are embedded into our souls”. Whether it's getting bullied in school, getting catcalled on the streets or simply getting slapped with an insult you were not prepared to hear, all the harsh words remain etched in our minds for a long time. We have all been insulted at some point of time in our lives. So, when a Twitter user @Zazamyodor popped a question to Twiteratti, asking them, "What’s an insult you’ll never forget?" thousands of comments poured in. While insulting words can do irreversible damage to us, we sometimes get to hear funny and creative insults as well. We have rounded up some of the hilariously creative insults shared on this Twitter thread that is both enlightening and entertaining. Have fun scrolling through them and share the laughter but remember to be kind to your fellow humans.
1. Sweet Home Alabama, we guess
I was sitting in an airport and two guys were walking by arguing. The one said to the other that “his family tree looked like a wreath.”
— LoveAndyC (@LoveAndyC) April 9, 2023
I died. I use it on occasion as my own. 😂
2. Husband should have called the packers and movers
I'm not a good dancer.
— Kim Stuff (@dkimuk) April 9, 2023
Someone said that the first dance at my wedding looked like my husband was trying to move a fridge.
3. Can't even wears shoes in peace
When I was in high school, I wore these cute brown shoes and this boy said I looked like Harriet Tubman…I never wore them again.
— mimi, LMSW✨🌸💫♓️ (@_mama_bear) April 7, 2023
Fast forward 10+ years to a few months ago I bought a pair of black flats and my mama said “there she go with those slave shoes again”🥲🥲
4. Too much forehead for one person
Someone looked at my profile photo and said "Leave some forehead for the rest of us".
— Daniel (@VoteLewko) April 9, 2023
5. That was a smooth comeback
A very white blonde girl I worked with was criticizing another girl’s makeup and my friend asked her “what shade are you wearing, corpse?”
— Greg Gober (@GGober_Tx) April 7, 2023
6. Better do research on your outfit before buying
For some reason I spent 100.00 on a Polo like this and a dude said I looked like a police sergeant in the Bahamas. I havent worn that shirt since. pic.twitter.com/9AMg0qswei
— Knine🏁🦌 N 6 🏆 (🦌 🧀 ) (@Kninemusic) April 8, 2023
7. Students aren't even afraid to get creative
Back when i was still clinging to the little hair i had left a student told me "shut up witcho Batman hairline" and the his sidekick chimed in (with the Christian Bale voice) I HAVE TO PROTECT GOTHAM! pic.twitter.com/AFuLkQ1UXM
— JOHNTAYLORSHOW (@johntaylorshow) April 7, 2023
8. More like Tinder for the intellectuals
Someone describing Linkedin as "Tinder for the underemployed".
— Allan (@AllanRicharz) April 9, 2023
(Also get in here, @insultsrare )
9. Cute little shrimps stroll into the club
I’m 5ft.
— Rebecca Brice (@Radiobex) April 10, 2023
Always seemed to date tall men. Went out once with a shorter man and in a queue for the club someone said “aww look at that pair of shrimps” 🦐🦐
10. When people judge you by your dressing sense
waiting for a train in nyc and a kid points at me and asks the adult with him "mommy, is that man homeless?" (i am admittedly a sloppy dresser)
— Stanzo™ Brand Fedoras: They're Nice! (@that_tattoos) April 8, 2023
the mom looked mortified but i laughed and said "not yet kid, but i'm working on it!"
and 3 years later i was! (for about 6 months)
11. There are people who mistake your gender
When I was a teen walking down the sidewalk, an older gentleman was walking my way. We nodded, I said “hi how you doing today?” And he said “good young man how about yourself?” Very politely with no malicious intent. I’m a girl and have always tried to be feminine. 🤣🤣
— bitch (@meeofthemow) April 11, 2023
12. Rude teachers insult students
Middle school history teacher made everyone read from the textbook. When it was my turn I (not surprisingly) stuttered. “T-t-t-times up” he said and moved on to the next reader. Over 30 years ago and yeah, not forgotten.
— Samuel Montgomery-Blinn (@montsamu) April 8, 2023
13. Shamed for having long toes
When I was in high school, I finally decided to join the old navy flip flop and jeans trend (IYKYK). The school clown saw me in the hall and LOUDLY said “DAMN Q YOUR TOES LONG AS HELLLLL! Bet you can ball em up into a fist!” 😭😭😭😭 the hall way erupted in laughter
— Pisces Do It Better ♓️ (@unavailablegrl) April 7, 2023
14. At least the forehead resembles RiRi
When working with kids you get insulted almost daily. I had a kid tell me “ You look like Rihanna, but not really. It’s mostly just your forehead” 🤣
— Yanna. (@YannieM__) April 7, 2023
15. Someone stole insults from MTV's Yo Momma
Two kids were ratting on each other and one said "Yo mama so old, her titties have powdered milk!" He then put his hand up to his mouth and blew dust out...🤣😅🤣
— Ed Bynum (@CanofOil) April 7, 2023
16. The boy's mom was honest perhaps
When I was 19 my mother looked at my girlfriend and said “You’re so pretty, why are you with my son?”
— Eric (@rcwhlr) April 7, 2023
17. Getting aged wrong is an insult too
Walking down the street - not anywhere near as old as I am today - and a boy lost control of a beach ball and it hit me. His sister, about 11 years old, yelled at him for hitting the "old lady" with the ball. You know the old saying about adding insult to injury?
— Stray Cat Again (@StrayCatAgain) April 8, 2023
18. A creative insult for vegans
19. Homie predicted the future
A guy I really liked came over to my apartment and looked in my fridge. He said, "There's no food in here! Did you know an empty refrigerator is a sign of infertility?" By the way, I never had children, so yeah, I never forgot that remark.
— Leslie Evers (@Pergamond) April 8, 2023
20. Just don't get arrested to confirm this
21. How did they know about that smell?
“Your mama smells like Brunswick.”
— Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker) April 7, 2023
Followed by stunned playground silence.
22. Must be a talented baby then
Someone told me I look like Key and Peele had a baby…
— Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder) April 8, 2023
23. Sometimes, notes betray us
When I was an MP I was once commended by the chair of a debate in Westminster Hall (the Commons' second chamber) for delivering a 15 minute speech without notes. Then he added that, having heard some of my other speeches, he thought I should speak without notes more often!
— Cllr Martin Horwood 🇺🇦 (@MartinChelt) April 10, 2023
24. Make-up does work a lot of wonders
A 70-something, British innkeeper looked at one of my wedding photos and she said, "Hm, it's amazing what makeup can do for a girl." Damn, Lynne was savage.
— Laura Grace Tarpley (@lgtarpley) April 10, 2023
25. The most confusing compliment and insult ever
I asked a girl out in college and she said, “It’s cute you want to date me. When I get a boyfriend, I want him to be just like you. NOT YOU, but just like you.”
— Hank Neloms (@MongoSlade64) April 7, 2023
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