Hacked Sex Robots Could Be Programed To Kill Users

by Stevie
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A newly published article written by a Hong Kong law firm has set the world of sex robots into suspicion. Authors of the ONC Lawyers for Lexology paper quote Dr. Nick Patterson, Elon Mush and others. They question the legal liability of sexbot manufacturers if the maker’s tech is hacked.

These aren’t the kinds of questions guys who buy sex robots are asking. But as artificial intelligence advancement continue, hearing quotes that say you might have a hooker assassin stored in the back of your closet might freak a bro out.

“Hacking into many modern-day robots, including sexbots, would be a piece of cake compared to more sophisticated gadgets…”

– Dr Nick Patterson

Whoa, Dr P! What conservative church did you grow up in? What kind of anti-sex lobby to you work for? Nobody wants to hear you fact-based reality while trying to have a quiet evening with the latest model.

Think Twice If She Glitches

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How about we all agree not to install the latest software upgrade? We all know what happens when we update our iPhones before the newest hardware comes out. I don’t want to drain the robot lady-friend’s battery anyway!

“Mark my words – A.I. is far more dangerous than nukes”

– Elon Musk

Stop it, Elon! You’re totally killing the mood in here.

We are guessing that the dudes who buy mechanical companionship won’t be alarmed by this news until some highly publicized hit takes place. But if a hacked mechanical assassin is worth the line of code she costs, we probably won’t hear about these murders. We all know she would take care of her target and then head to the safe house in Vienna to lie low for a few days. You think she would still be standing there with a bloody knife when the police arrive? We won’t get that headline… and guys who but sexbots will keep buying.

One more scary quote for the road

“Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices…

“Once hacked, they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage.”

Dr Nick Patterson

Dr. Nick is no fun at all.

If you enjoyed being scared by this, you might enjoy calming down reading about the bodybuilder who married his sex doll girlfriend and their rocky relationship.

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