In New Zealand You Can Buy 1 Pizza Get 1 Vibrator For FREE This V-Day

by Gorman
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Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and it’s going to be one for the books no matter what your relationship status. However if you live in New Zealand there is a real opportunity this year! According to a story from Newshub, a chain restaurant called Hell Pizza “has joined forces with Kiwi sex shop Adult Toy Megastore (ATMS) to give away a free mini bullet vibrator with every pizza sold this weekend.”

Just FYI, you must be 18 years or older to “opt in” to the mini bullet vibrator deal.

Since the pandemic began people have found new and intense ways to either start relationships, keep relationships, or end relationships. Then of course there are those who always live that single life, god bless em. No matter what your relationship status, a a free vibrator is a good deal. The promotion is limited to 4500 free vibrators so if you’re living in New Zealand you’re going to want to act fast.

But then, ya know, take it slow.

The fast food chain Hell Pizza (lol) is well known for controversial promotional stunts. In 2006 they did a mail out promo for something called “the Lust Pizza” which included free condoms. Nice! They also gave a 6 year old a pen that looked like a syringe once in 2012. They sound pretty badass, tbh.

We also love any adult toy store that refers to itself as an “Adult Toy Megastore.” It sounds like a Big Lots for cock rings! Well we say “amen!” Or maybe “hail satan” if the place is called Hell Pizza, right? Whatever. Get a vibrator, babies!

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