Dating is challenging these days but rather than stressing about finding the right match, take a look at the funniest tweets about dating.
Changing times have changed people’s approach toward relationships and these days dating is way more difficult despite people having access to countless dating apps. As Valentine's Day approaches, singles are out on the internet to vent their frustrations. Some are celebrating their single status whereas some people are swearing off relationships and are not interested in diving into the dating pool.
There is no better platform than Twitter where folks can rant about their dating experiences and some of these tweets are downright hilarious. We have compiled some of the best and funniest tweets about people’s dating stories and expectations which are bound to make you roll on the floor with laughter and find the jokes about modern-day dating culture relatable as well.
Check them out here:
New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) November 28, 2012
Today am celebrating 8 years with my partner ☺️ we swiped right on tinder in 2015 and in a year we’re getting married 🥰 I love how obsessed this lawyer is with otters, pumpkin iced cold brew, Disneyland, and LoTR 😂🤣
— Makena Metz Is Writing Her Thesis🌟 (@MakenaMetz) January 18, 2023
I downloaded a dating app and one of the first messages I got was ‘woah I love emo’s’
— 𝐓𝐢𝐚𝐪 |【Mythios】 (@TiaqJade) January 19, 2023
Please bro what the hell 😭😭😭
staying single and flirting around >>>> cheating while being in a relationship
— Tadetayo of Tech (@iTadetayo) January 14, 2023
id rather bite every single one of my fingers off one by one than engage in creating a dating profile ever again like actually
— christine ^__^ (@followthel1ghts) January 17, 2023
Dating is so hard now. Everyone is on guard. A whole competition. Who calls first. Who is less affectionate. Act like you don’t really need them so they don’t get too comfortable with you. Etc. you can’t just be yourself? It’s very stressful.
— James Irungu™ (@JamesIrungu43) January 20, 2023
Dating someone taller than isn’t just dating. It’s updating😂
— muzukulu⏰😂 (@muzukulu01) January 18, 2023
Her constantly ghosting you is an obvious sign of low interest.
— Kamilla | The Dating Coach (@thedatingboss) January 20, 2023
if you use twitter as a dating app ur either hot, psychotic, or both
— mk (@kayla_m_c) January 15, 2023
It’s me and my man against da world, and yes I met him 3 days ago!
— az so mf cute (@Azsocute) January 12, 2023
everyone who likes my tweets is flirting w me and we r dating now
— andi (@andiafterhours) January 19, 2023
before dating ask yourself: would i want to be brainwashed by this man? yes or no?
— 𝐌𝐏 🌸🐚 (@mikaylaxcvi) January 18, 2023
Nothing is sweeter than a new relationship you might think that the wedding is next week.
— Masao (@Gesonso1) January 20, 2023
A relationship should be your happy place, not where you beg your partner to act normal.
— Yusuf (@yusufgbolarhan) January 19, 2023
Stay single until someone send you a full essay of why they want a relationship with you.
— Fredo (@FredoInDaCut995) January 19, 2023
if we "talk" you’re not single. We’re in a MF pending relationship. you’re in the cart 😭
— AnnabelleWilin (@AnnabelleWilin) January 12, 2023
need a boyfriend who’s never talked or looked at another woman in his life
— ang (@cybermrcury) January 15, 2023
He dumped me so I started dating his boss now all his leaves are cancelled
— Trisha (@Sochtee_hai) January 5, 2023
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