Anal Swabs Ahoy: China Is Using Them To Test For Covid

by Gorman
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Hold onto your butts, folks. In fact, hold onto them for dear life. According to a story from The Guardian “China has begun using anal swabs to test those it considers to be at high risk of contracting Covid-19” Now that’s a spicy meatball!

While the test is not currently being used on a wide scale in the U.S. we can always dream. Hope never dies.

The new anal swab test can increase detection rates, especially for folks in vulnerable categories. With winter barreling down upon us, the move is wise. And if anal swabs are your thing, by all means go for it even if you don’t think you’re positive for covid. We do not judge. But you have to go to China to get it. Bummer.

Why anal swabs, you may ask? Well, why the heck not! Also, the virus apparently lives longer in the anus than it does in the lungs and respiratory tract.

China decided to utilize the sexy test because of recent outbreaks. China is cracking down on both domestic and international transmission. According the the same story from the Guardian “Arrivals into the country must provide multiple negative test results and quarantine for at least 14 days in a designated hotel, with many cities and regions imposing additional home observation requirements.”

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