INTERNET— Kids are downright stupid. But sometimes, their logic is actually pretty impressive. Maybe these little rats are actually geniuses in disguise. Check out these ten examples below to see exactly what we mean.
10. 6 Kids, 1 Bed
These kids apparently live in a house with 7 beds, but they are still sleeping like the grandparents in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory for some goddamn reason. Be lucky they do not belong to you.
9. Girl Was Scared About Show On Her iPad, So She Brought Out Some Headgear
Christ. The iPad cannot hurt you, young one. Don’t you understand that it’s a screen, not real life? Idiot. Downright dunce.
8. The Human Swing
Call child protective services so we can get this kid put into one of those X-Men like academies because he is clearly a mutant.
7. The Immortal Child
Think of stepping on a lego. Ouch! Now think of lying down on a TON of legos. What the fuck is wrong with this lad.
6. The Comfiest Chalk Pillow In The World
This kid got tired on a walk and decided to draw his own pillow. Is this genius? No. He is laying on a sidewalk where birds probably took a piss earlier. Absolutely deranged behavior.
5. Kid Enjoying The Wedding
This kid is wearing a Jason mask at a goddamn wedding. Think of how you’re making the bride and groom feel, you selfish little twerp!
4. Idiotic Kid Makes A New Friend
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a dumbass kid holding hands with a mannequin like the mannequin is real. Shaking our damn heads at this one…
3. Kid Gets Sucked Into The Damn Couch
Get the hell out of there little boy! What in the world do you think you’re doing down there.
2. The Babysitter From Hell
Well, that baby is certainly going to have some major issues growing up. Probably thinks its mom is a damn beast. Unbelievable…
1. This Dumb Kid Wanted To Be A Traffic Light
A traffic light? Really? You could have been Spiderman, you fool.