Stock photos have a pretty straightforward role in our society. If you need a picture to go with an article you’re publishing for commercial purposes or something, boom, that’s it, go ahead and find yourself a stock photo. It should be pretty much as cut-and-dry as it gets.
But, as we at Men’s Humor have just learned, regular-ass pictures of businessmen and race cars and coffee pots aren’t the only kinds of stock photos there are. Apparently, there’s an entire sub-genre of stock photos that seemingly only exist to reflect the most bizarre, terrifying aspects of the human mind right back at us.
14 Bizarre Stock Photos That Will Make You Wonder If Having A Human Brain Is Even Really A Good Thing:
1. Shrieking Old Woman Morphs Into Nightmarish Baby (Her Screen Becomes Paper, Her Clock Shrinks To Size Of Her Hand)
2. Sneaky Woman Eats Huge Bowl Of COLD Crackers
3. Wife Upset Her Husband’s Shit Looks Uncomfortable
4. Tiny Man Teaches Italian To A Dorito
5. Cold, Pregnant Lady Leaves Society Behind
6. Kermit Murders The Eggs He Laid
7. Pig-Man Is Born
8. Woman And Gator Dance
9. Mother’s Foreplay With Bigfoot Destroys Family
10. Your Grandparents Look Like This In Heaven
11. Floating Hand Giveth Magical Treats
12. Everything Is Nothing And Nothing Is Everything.
13. Woman Believes She Is Hiding
14. Alien Olive Branch
Yep, okay, sure. After looking at these photos, we have come to a conclusion: Having a human brain might just be a terrible curse!
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