Is there anything better than a nice day in the sun? We don’t think so. The warm breezes, the tanning, all that sweet, sweet vitamin D… That’s the way it’s supposed to be! But for as great as those sunny days are, that doesn’t mean they’re all created equal. Sometimes, people get just a little carried away with all the fun, and end up making one major mistake that can have some serious (and hilarious) repercussions: They forget the sunscreen. Here are some of our favorite examples of bad tan lines resulting from that!
Check Out These Wildly Sunburned Dipshits And Their Tan Lines!
1. Not great…
2. is that a spoon? Did you think a spoon would protect you?
3. two-face, like batman, but top and bottom instead of two sides.
5. this is why we never take our gloves off! just leave them on! Like in Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
6. Cue ball on top of a tomato
7. Y… Looks like a Y…
8. This one should go to a doctor. like, pale feet don’t look like that. that’s something else
9. this one too
10. Ah, well, he looks like he’s having fun at least! Like, his facial expression we mean!
11. Probably shoulda seen this one coming, honestly!
12. He loves it!
15. Also maybe a doctor-visit one!
16. A beautiful shape, though! Looks like it should be a new letter!
17. These two seem to enjoy the pain too much
18. Come On, DAD!
19. Supporting your school is a fun way to hurt yourself!
21. Can we let dudes nap in the sun without making a dick joke? No… no we can’t.
22. You did that on purpose, admit it.
23. They work to even these out before the Olympics come on TV
All we can do is live and learn… Right? We think so! Yeah. In conclusion, here’s to hoping these sunburned dipshits eventually learn that the sun can HURT as well as be FUN… or at the very least, they keep on taking pictures of their painful-looking skin for our enjoyment! Thank you, bad tan lines! Goodbye.