Some plan to completely avoid the Super Bowl this Sunday. You probably just can’t stomach the idea of giving Tom Brady getting another chance at a ring. Well we’ve got you covered. The batch of 2021 Super Bowl Commercials might be the only reason you watched anyways.
But all of the ads released ahead of the game on Sunday can be seen here:
Dolly Parton Rewrites “9 to 5”
This advertisement for Squarespace does the old flippitty-flop on Dolly’s timeless classic. Encouraging entrepreneurs to follow their passions by working multiple jobs until they don’t have time to watch the Super Bowl.
Ashton Kutcher Accuses His Wife of Stealing
Shaggy playing marriage mediator is a good gig. Mila always looking like a snack with a snack.
Martha Stewart Ogles John Travolta Making A Tik Tok
Stanley from the office revises his roll as group grump and we are totally here for it.
Michelob ULTRA is a the philosophical drunk.
Some people are angry drunks. Others get flirty or loopy. Michelob apparently gets you drunk like you’re on weed and you get very philosophical.
Amazon’s Sexy Alexa Looks Like Michael B Jordan
Funny situation that lands a husband defending his role in the relationship. Couldn’t laugh. Felt attacked as a man.
Jason Alexander ABUSED for Tide Laundry detergent
Surprised Jason wasn’t used for something more notorious associated with a teenage boy. You know what I’m talking about. You know that sat around in the creative meeting wondering if they could turn Jason’s face into a crunchy sock somehow. Winner of the “FUNNY” category in our book.
Doritos Brings Us Flat Matthew
Premise is a bot weird, which is fine. Just like the first season of True detective. What we are really happy to see is that they didn’t pull out in of the old tired Matthew tropes we’ve come to expect. Good move. Runner up in the funniest contest.
Amy Schumer and Her Refrigerator Packed with Mayonnaise
This one is just a 15 second teaser. Not gonna hold my breath for it to be funny, cause you know… Amy and all.
Lil Baby Is a Rockstar for Rockstar
Another 15 second teaser.
‘Twas the Night Before SuperBowl
The Super Bowl legends of yesteryear (Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Troy Aikman, Terry Bradshaw, Jerome Bettis, Deion Sanders) are too excited about the big game to sleep, so they’re up causing mischief and eating their favorite Frito-Lay snacks, all narrated by Marshawn Lynch.
Wayne’s World Delivers Exactly What You’d Expect
Just nice to see these two old farts can still get along.
Bud Light Has Its Own Marvel Cinematic Universe
Love it! This one is bound to be a favorite. There is just so much going on it doesn’t even need to have great laugh lines. Bravo on the concept! Bud Light Legends FTW!
Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade Gives Us Last Year’s Lemons
This was kinda fun just to see bath robe dad get pelted in the face. Glad Mark gets told to shut up too.
Lenny Kravitz Says We Are All Billionaires
Too bad he isn’t talking about money, cause we could use some of that positively in our wallets, Lenny.
Chipotle Asks If A Burrito Can Change The World
Was hoping for funny. Can the burrito change the way you clog your toilet?
Dan Levy Holds an M&M Hostage
I’m not sure how we feel about confronting us with the fact that we actually eat these characters. It’s getting a little creepy.
Sam Adams Throws Some Shade!!! Budweiser’s Clydesdales ARE WHERE?
Hey, Budweiser, you weren’t using them… so.
Pringles Leaves Astronauts Out to Dry
Deadliest catch doesn’t care about you!
John Cena Teases Mountain Dew Contest
They said John Cena was gonna be in this commercial. Odd. Cause I could definitely hear him. Actually disappointing that we didn’t get an invisible joke.
Vroom.com Knows Car Dealerships Suck Ass
Brand new to the Super Bowl Vroom.com shows the pain of showing up at a car dealership in its debut.
Mercari Uses 15 Seconds of That ‘Hello,Goodbye’ Song
Ford Says Finish Strong
Meh. I think we are all kind of tired of this messaging. I know it’s your shtick to do whatever the ‘hashtag somebody STRONG’ bit of the month. But at this point it all feels like a bit.
Fiverr At Four Seasons Total Landscaping
So many jokes could have been made here. Fiverr totally steered clear. Maybe the jokes will come in the spot that isn’t a teaser.
Tony Romo’s Wife Sleeps on Four Mattresses
Wait… his wife? Where is Jessica Simpson!?
Jake From State Farm Shows He Is Jacked
Poor Jake had to announce his own competitive potential replacement!
Anheuser-Busch Says Let’s Grab a Beer
When we say “Let’s grab a beer”, it’s never just about the beer. It’s always about life’s most meaningful moments – big and small – that happen when we come together over a beer… or thats at least what the ad copy says.
Oikos Shows Everyones O Face
Sorry, maybe that’s not what the yogurt people meant.
TurboTax Sings About Weird Tax Deductions
Need more Loopholes!
Lil Nas X Is In Logitech
He was probably so charged up not to sing that stupid song again.
Nick Jonas Hates Finger Pricks
Uh oh… Sounds like another Theranos.
WeatherTech Is So Freakin’ Patriotic
And they are gonna prove it!
Jimmy John’s Wants You To Meet the King of Cold Cuts
Comedian Brad Garrett stars as a shady sandwich mob boss. We’re kinda up for an 8-part netflix season on this one, Brad.
Maya Rudolph’s Tiny Horse
Four Maya Rudolphs!!
Will Ferrell, Kenan Thompson, and Awkwafina Are Gonna Crush Those Losers in Norway
Watching Will Ferrell misunderstand is our national pastime.
Cutwater Spirits Wants Us To Remember the Word “Cut”
This was probably one of those that got in for cheap after it took a couple extra months to fill the commercial ad buys.
Indeed Rises Up
The emotional roller-coaster of trying to land a freaking job.
Wow that was a lot. You might take a break and watch a video about a pool fart.