Sorry beardless dudes and women! These memes are not for you. Only the guys who have the strength to grow incredible beards will appreciate this list. Oh, and if you have a mustache, why don’t you go ahead and get lost! This list isn’t for you either.
To all of the bearded men scrolling through Men’s Humor, this one is for you. Enjoy!
1. Only dudes with beards will know what this feels like
Sorry beardless chumps!
2. Ladies know this one is true
Right? Right? Even guys know this is true.
3. Ron Swanson is King of the Beards
That’s his real name, right? At least we thought so.
4. Don’t let your kids build beardless snowmen
The future of America depends on you.
5. Sorry ladies
This one is coming in hot, but you know it’s true.
6. The Bible was right about one thing
Probably a few other things as well. We’re not sure though. It’s been awhile since we’ve read it.
7. Not sure if nutritionists have checked this out or not
Guess it doesn’t matter because it’s 100% true.
8. Damn okay lady
Plenty of beards to go around. Just relax.
9. HEY! WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
Come on, ladies. Have some respect.
10. Yes this has definitely happened before
All the guys with beards know this right?
11. Hey fellas. You don’t want to disappoint the ladies, do you?
No you don’t.
12. Come get your girl
This is just getting creepy now.
13. Don’t ever listen to anyone who tells you to shave
They clearly don’t understand the benefits of having a beard.
14. We’re not sure what all of this means but we are absolutely here for it
Posers gonna pose.
15. Just keep sipping that tea, Kermit
Gotta admit the beard does look good on him.
16. Those aren’t tears fam
Even guys in the military have to water their beards from time to time.
17. Every man has got to have a code
And a beard.
18. Don’t buy stock in razor companies
Check the stats. This is 100% true.
19. Hate to say it but it’s true
We appreciate a good cause but if you’re all about the beard life then live it year round.
20. Save a little bit of money this winter
Bearded guys just do it better.