Internet Classic: Who Remembers This Kid Who Likes Turtles?

the boy! turtle kid

This boy took the web by storm a decade or so ago. An Internet classic like this deserves to be re-examined. That’s exactly what we’re going to do right here and now. The boy likes turtles. We like this video. It’s as simple as that.

Check out this Internet classic below!

Simple. Short. Sweet. Perfect. That’s our kind of Internet classic.

We wonder where this boy is now. In college? The White House? An expat in the jungles of Laos? A chef, perhaps? Or maybe he is still in zombie make-up, wandering around the fairgrounds, telling reporters he likes turtles.

Either way, he rocks. If we were his parents, we would not spank him. We would hug him and send him into the army. God bless this boy! He has brought join to millions upon millions of Internet users across the world. Surely, at least one person on every continent would admit Turtle Boy saved their life. Bet on it.

We’re going to do a prayer I Like Turtles Boy below. Join us.

Our Father, Who art in Heaven,
hallowed be Thy name (love you, Big Daddy);
Thy Kingdom come,
Thy will be done on earth (the internet too) as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread (let’s get this bread, fam);
and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil (deliver us more Turtle Boy content).


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