Real Life Food Porn? Egyptian Woman Arrested For Baking Sexy Pastries

by Mad Dog

CAIRO, EGYPT — Next time you eat sexy pastries with your friends, make sure the Egyptian police don’t find out about it. According to the New York Post, a Cairo woman was arrested after baking sexually explicit birthday cakes. The erotic and carb-filled photos went viral online, check ’em out:

Geez. And we thought hot dogs were the horniest food. Turns out it’s Egyptian cakes!

“Posting naked pictures, candy, holograms, and products with sexual expressions and fallen revelations is legitimately forbidden and legally criminal,” said Islamic authorities from Dar al-ifta, who deemed the raunchy baked goods an affront to Islam.

But this sexy pastries story gets crazier.

Authorities are also investigating other women who were at the party for merely eating the sex cakes. This is downright wild. Luckily human rights lawyers were on the case.

Wow. You read that right. These women are in trouble.

How could you not eating one of these hilariously raunchy pastries? If we were there, we’d be sitting in a Cairo jail cell right along with this baker.

This is yet another instance of Islamic authorities arresting people for suggestive creations. Iranian Instagram star Sahar Tabar was recently sentenced to 10 years in prison after photoshopping selfies so she resembled “Zombie Angelina Jolie.”

If Jim from American Pie was in Egypt, he’d be so screwed right now.

Anyway, hopefully that woman is released from prison soon!

MensHumor.com