Reddit User Gives Whole New Meaning To Term “Doggy Style”

by Danny Tornado

KITCHEN — Brace yourselves for a real treat, boys. A video posted to r/Unexpected by user u/life_is_full_of_surp starts out perverted enough, but as with all things on r/unexpected, the final results are…unexpected.

It starts out basic enough. It appears to be some kind of pastry or clay.

image via reddit user u/life_is_full_of_surp

We love to see a talented crafter, so good on you, mate. The color and shape make us a little suspicious, but I’m sure everything will turn out a-okay.

image via reddit user u/life_is_full_of_surp

Hmmm. Well, it looks like maybe this will be a person? Maybe a gingerbread man? These would be reasonable assumptions.

image via reddit user u/life_is_full_of_surp

Ahhhh. Ok. Now we see. We see exactly what this will be. There’s no way to interpret it any differently!

image via reddit user u/life_is_full_of_surp

Wait. Wait a minute. Is he making some kind of croissant? Is this going to be some scene of unspeakable filth featuring a pastry? Pretty messed up. Or is it an insect about to invade that thing’s ass? This is also a disgusting possibility that is massively fucked up. And yet, we keep watching…

image via reddit user u/life_is_full_of_surp

DUDE, is this going to be some kind of beastiality? We do not condone animal abuse. Maybe you really should stop watching. Closing video in 5, 4, 3, 2…

image via reddit user u/life_is_full_of_surp

Awww. Awwwwwwww. We get what’s going on now. We take back everything we said. Check out the full video below.

Let’s just say the twist (literally, it’s a clay rolling video) might disappoint if you were hoping for something sexual, but it shouldn’t. They stick the landing and give a whole new meaning to doggy-style.

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