Man, if you belong to any of the groups of people these starter pack memes are roasting? Prepare for the roasting of a lifetime. The subreddit r/Starterpacks churns out hilarious but also tremendously disrespectful memes that list tropes for very specific types of people. Get ready to laugh until you piss or cry until you piss, because these Starter Pack memes are powerfully rude.
Movie Scientist Starter Pack
If you’re a movie scientist, how enraged are you right now? Some Reddit motherfucker got your ass so hard. They summed you up and tossed you in the trash can like you were nothing. You got GOT, asshole.
Things We Did As Kids Starter Pack
Well, we all did this as kids. And you know what that means: we ALL just got our asses chewed to bits, and handed back to us in a tiny little doggy bag.
Things You Thought Were Going To Be Adult Problems As A Kid Starter Pack
Be honest. Growing up, you shit your pants every night because of the Loch Ness Monster and the Bermuda Triangle. Guess who smelled that stink your little diaper? This redditor on r/starterpacks. They sniffed you out and served you up like a roasted, spatchcocked suckling pig.
Sadism Starter Pack
Oh, you thought you were the only one who hated the dentist? Like you were the only person who ever had the observation that it sucked to have some guy sticking sharp metal shit in your mouth? You fucking idiot. r/Starterpacks knows you better than you know yourself.
Hiking Trip With Friends Starter Pack
You’re not even safe from r/Starterpack when you go on a trip to the woods with your friends. They know the stupid relatable bullshit you get up to, and they have no qualms roasting your ass about it. Eye of God, brother.
Shoes You Wear To Take Out The Trash Starter Pack
You dumbass. You absolute fucking dumbass. When you take the trash out, r/Starterpack is rubbing their greasy little hands together and whipping out a meme about your feet. Do you think it’s safe to exist anymore? Because it’s not. It never will be as long as r/Starterpack is around.
Cut Your Fingernails Recently Starter Pack
It doesn’t even make sense for there to be a starter pack about this topic, really. It doesn’t even fit the original meme concept. Yet, they’re inserting relatable shit in there at a deadly clip. That’s how fucking ruthless that subreddit is.
Afternoon Nap Starter Pack
There they go. Reinventing what this meme can do one relatable concept at a time. Whoever made this is loco.
Thanks For Helping Me Move Starter Pack
How are you still looking at this list? You’ve been roasted so thoroughly. This subreddit has fucking cremated you.
Growing Up With Siblings Starter Pack
Only children, you’ve been spared. But for those of us who have siblings, r/Starterpacks has come for our scalps again. It’s just trophy kills for them at this point.
Didn’t Mean To Open That App Starter Pack
FUCK. This is just an unfair raw-dogging. Haven’t we been through enough, r/Starterpacks? Why do you insist on kicking us while we’re down? You watch Salo too many times or something?
Empty Wrapping Paper Tube Starter Pack
Your mean to say that if you were to hand us an empty wrapping paper tube, we would do start playing Star Wars with it, or some other embarrassing bullshit like that? Unfortunately we would. It hurts too much to continue presenting these to you. It hurts too damn much. We surrender. Put us out of our misery. Euthanize the shit out of us right now, because these relatable-as-fuck starter pack memes just made it clear that none of us are special, none of us have unique experiences, and none of our feelings are worth a god damn to the sickos behind r/Starterpacks.
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