Slogans. Just about every product has one, and just about every one of ’em is pretty off-base. Luckily, though, we found these 11 HONEST slogans for everyday things that are so funny our throats and jaws hurt a little bit from laughing so motherfucking hard!
[WARNING: If you proceed beyond this point, you will laugh so hard that your stomach kinda hurts and your mouth feels all strained. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.]
Without Further Ado, Enjoy (Safely) These Awesome HONEST Slogans!
2. Nailed It, Yes, That’s Right
3. My Mouth ALWAYS Hurts!
4. I Have Like 6 Or 7 TANGLED Slinkies In My Room! I See Them From My Desk Right Now Actually
5. Yup, Anyone Else Not Have Any Plates?
6. Take A Bite Of The Box. Trust Me. It’s Actually Good If You’re Hungry Still, And Tastes Similar!
7. I Imagine Folks With A Degree Relate To This One!
8. Yep… Basically Everyone’s Hands At My Work…
9. Anyone Else Still Play Wii Online?!?
10. Yup. This Is Why I Keep All My Legos In My Dresser Drawers.
11. So Real. SO real.
Jaw hurt from laughing? I know mine hurts all the time! Thanks for stopping by. Goodbye.