Have you ever caught your partner sleep talking? Or maybe you’re the chatty one in the relationship? Sleep talking can be a frightening experience or absolutely hilarious.
Folks on social media are posting about catching their partners talking in their sleep, and their stories are super funny. Check out all the absurd, funny, and creepy things said by sleep-talkers below!
1. This is an important thing to find out
Sometimes you just need to know if there’s going to be a buffet. Doesn’t even matter where.
2. Like she missed a game winning field goal
We wouldn’t be able to recover from this either.
3. Easy mistake
This would probably be a deal breaker for most people.
4. Sounds scientific to us
Sometimes science is just that important.
5. Not a bad idea.
This could be a good way for Aldi to keep their prices down.
6. File for divorce. Immediately.
You are clearly not safe bro.
7. Who gets to keep all those parachutes when you separate?
Hey it’s a valid question.
8. The stuff of nightmares
First, what kind of sandwich? We talking Subway? Who knows what’s in those things. Super scary.
9. Sometimes you just have to take one for the team
Just let your boyfriend have a nice dream! He’s probably earned it!
10. This is why you shouldn’t take your work home with you
It’s just not healthy.
11. I’m innocent! Innocent I tell ya!
We plead the fifth on this one.
12. The customer is always right
That’s the number one rule of working in a restaurant.
13. We’ve heard of a late night snack, but late night stretching?
Your wife is just looking out for your muscle health. Be grateful.
14. Sounds like a good advertising campaign slogan
Maybe they’re onto something. Someone get Maytag on the phone.
15. Husband of the year?
Sounds like a guy who is just looking out for his wife.