What does Batman do on the weekends? What’s the Flash like in retirement? Does Spiderman have to deal with tax season like the rest of us? If you spend time thinking about this stuff instead of your family, there’s a Chilean artist who has answers for you! His name is Karlo Ferdon, and you simply need to smash the follow button on his social pages. Smash likes on ALL his stuff, like a hammer pounding on raw beef, because what you will witness below is a mind-blowing assortment of hilarious cartoons depicting your favorite superheroes behaving like everyday people.
Check Out The Karlo Ferdon Superhero Comics Below
Wow. Elderly Flash totally scooped Elderly Batman’s seat. No words needed. The disrespect is so good. It’s so sad to see Batman, Robin, and Flash so old, honestly. They’re still wearing their costumes, and like, just hanging out at a park together? Like they have no families to spend time around? Man, Senile Batman is really upsetting to think about.
Okay, Avengers would’ve ended so much sooner if Thanos had just taken a shower. Dr. Strange better be using this power of intruding in bathrooms to steal gloves and not spy on nude people. Really sad to imagine Dr. Strange having a fall from grace in the MCU because he got caught peeping on Thanos naked. Like, everyone would sympathize with Thanos…the villain. Dr. Strange has no idea what kind of line he is treading. Another really upsetting superhero cartoon to look at, just like the one above.
The price of hubris. Flash ran so fast to get his soda (or maybe beer? wow that’d be so sick…) that it got all shook up en route. And what do you know? It exploded. It exploded ALL OVER him. Now, he sits there watching TV all wet. Really upsetting on accounts of food waste, wetness, and the presumed pneumonia via being wet. Flash needs a new soda (or…beer?!) routine, because let’s just say it’s not working out right now!
Black Panther behaving like a damn cat. Undignified. A superhero who meant so much to so many, portrayed by the late Chadwick Boseman, acting like a little cat?! What on Earth?! Disgraceful. This is another upsetting one folks.
To be totally honestly we have no idea what the fuck is going on here. They regenerate their body parts but the body parts are in infant form?! How upsetting to think about. Karlo…you’re killing us. Other people may laugh at the hilariously compromised positions you are placing our favorite superheroes in, but we see the darkness lurking underneath the folly. Really upsetting. To think about it. It just is.
Upsetting to think about Batman getting covered in guano? Yes. No surprise coming from Karlo’s work. However, it does make a good point about how much bat shirt Batman was regularly cleaning up. Like, how many Gotham citizens died because Batman looked up at the Bat Signal asking him for help but was like “hmm I shrug at that, because I have so much bat feces all over myself and my car and my house to clean up, you are on your own until I clean the mess up, and by the way Albert the butler won’t touch it, I don’t know why, I pay him for stuff like this but the batshit is a step too far for Pennyworth, he such a bald little asshole, really upsetting for me to think about.” Honestly, really upsetting for us too.
This is the last one we can handle. Honestly Karlo, are you for real? You make us imagine a world where Spiderman’s wrist has two old bugs on it spooling silk out of their assholes on the regular for his use around New York City? Really upsetting to think about. Their eyes are red…they are clearly SO tired and here goes Peter Parker spinning webs and going building-to-building-to-building as his wrist laborers yank more shit out of their little bug assholes. Really, really, upsetting to think about.