It’s universally understood that every single dad in the world is the same guy. There are countless examples one could point to in order to prove this truism, but, considering how widely accepted the notion is, that would be a massive, pointless waste of everyone’s time.
Instead, let us reflect on this new, totally complimentary data that supports the theory. That sounds way more fun.
12 Pics That Prove Every Dad Stands Up While Watching TV:
1. Arms-Behind-The-Back Dad Stance
2. Armed-Crossed Stance
3. Patriotic Stance
4. Arms-Crossed Stance (Again)
5. Hands-In-Pockets-With-Hood-Up Stance (Creepiest, Most Insane-Looking Stance Probably)
6. Hands-In-Pants-Pockets Stance
7. Hands-In-Pockets Stance (Again)
8. Holding-Paper-Towel Stance
9. Hands-On-Hips Stance
10. Arms-Crossed Stance (#3)
11. [NOTE: Cannot See Stance From This Angle, But He’s Definitely Standing, That Much Is Clear]
12. Only-One-Armed-Crossed Stance
Why? Why do you do this, dads? Standing up while putting your arms in weird, slightly varrying positions? You bought so many chairs. Do you dislike your own chairs? Please let us know!
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