Have a new pet and looking for some inspiration as you pick out a new name? Well then don’t read this list! These wild names people gave their pets will definitely make you scratch your head.
1. That just rolls off the tongue
2. “Come here Titties Titties”
3. Sure this wasn’t a mixup?
4. Pets with classic human names will never not be funny
5. Cat sounding like a Civil War general
6. “Come here Sexy! You dog you!”
7. People will always find new ways to be weird as hell when it comes to naming pets
8. When it comes to pet names, keep it simple
9. We’re offended for you
10. You can do better than that. Come on!
11. Should have learned your lesson the first time and revoked naming rights from this kid
12. This is taking things a bit too far
13. We definitely don’t want to meet this cat anytime soon
14. Vincent is a cat name we can get behind
15. Monster Johnson is an icon
16. This is just wrong. Pets deserve better
17. This is just absurd
We feel bad for some of these pets. But a lot of these names are downright hilarious. If you’ve got a pet with a weird name, sound off in the comments.
Don’t forget to share a picture too. We could use some more pet photos in our life!