What Exactly Does This Car Sticker Mean?

by TheDuder95

Ever witnessed a weird car sticker or bumper sticker that makes you shake your head? We’re guessing the answer to that question is yes. While there are numerous freaks out and about in the world speaking their mind via bumper sticker, we can still be shocked from time to time at what we see out on the open road.

Take this completely bonkers window decal someone posted about in a now viral Tweet, for example.

We don’t even know where to begin with this one. What the fuck are they talking about?

While the U.S. government has certainly been involved with a fair amount of conspiracies over the years, this one just doesn’t make any sense. It’s completely unclear what this Subaru owner thinks is going on. What benefit would there be to Uncle Sam turning dog feet into a crunchy, flavorful snack like Fritos?

Without even providing any additional evidence to prove this conspiracy theory, the driver of this car doubles down with a sticker on the front of the car that says “CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS.” First, we weren’t aware of any ongoing investigations into this matter. Second, you can’t just make a completely insane statement like that and then not provide some context or additional details via sticker somewhere else on the car. At least put more details on the passenger side window or something!

While this person’s theory may be completely batshit, it certainly got our attention as well as the attention of Twitter. If this person wanted their 15 minutes of fame, they certainly got it.

If anyone knows what the fuck this person is on, please let us know.

MensHumor.com