She was not expecting them there!
It's good for a man to hear from his wife that he is quite skilled in bed but not quite so much in front of his friends. A woman, who simply loves what her husband does in bed, accidentally complimented him, while in her birthday suit, straight out of the shower, and in front of his friends. This happened before Covid scare and yes, it sounds exactly like a movie script but you know what they say about reality being stranger than fiction.
Hoping to stay anonymous, the woman took to Reddit and posted her story by the handle name awaythrowjess. She wrote: "Alright where to begin with this embarrassment. Me and my husband have pretty good sex drives. We have a lot of sex and we are quite happy. Usually sex is just slow casual sex, however some days we get so in the mood we go at it like we are trying to physically break each other. This happened to be one of those days. We were in bed, got frisky and tried to break one another. Afterwards during our post sex snuggle, I decide to hop in the shower and wash the sweat off me. "
Well, so far so good. Doesn't sound quite embarrassing yet but things can change in minutes and this lady had no idea what was about to happen. She continued: "Now I take 30 minute long showers, and about halfway through this shower my husband shouted something at me that I couldn’t understand. I just said “ok” back and figured I’d ask him what he said after the shower." Now, the guy may have warned her right there but only if women listened!
She wrote further: "So I hop out of the shower and almost fall because my legs are now feeling like jello. I hear the tv in the living room on and walk down the hall shouting “Damn baby, I can barely feel my legs after what you did.” Only to walk out and see his group of friends sitting on the couch now all staring at me." Well, who wouldn't?
A hushed silence takes over the crowd! Awkwardness lingers in the air. And then, she writes: "After a brief moment of confusion embarrassment finally takes over I shout “o fuck”, cover my girls and dash back to the bedroom. I stayed in there until they left and now I don’t know if I can face them again for awhile." We can totally understand that!