Woman Writes Detailed Complaint About Neighbor's Noisy Sex Life and It Has the Internet in Splits

Woman Writes Detailed Complaint About Neighbor's Noisy Sex Life and It Has the Internet in Splits
Cover Image Source: Twitter | @dorianvanserra

Living alongside noisy neighbors is never a pleasant experience and if the walls of your room happen to be thin, then it means you are dwelling in pure hell. There are plenty of times when neighbors have to compromise a lot in order to co-exist in a neighborhood to maintain peace. But looks like these folks don't really understand the concept of peace. 

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One woman on Twitter has had enough of her neighbors being noisy during their romp sessions and has reached a breaking point. There was no other choice but to write them a note, hoping they can tone down the moans and groans.

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Image Source: twitter | @dorianvanserra
Image Source: Twitter | @dorianvanserra

@dorianvanserra shared the note she had to write to her neighbors and send them two beer bottles as a token of settlement. In the note, she has written about how her neighbors are keeping her awake during late hours as they are really loud while having sex.

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"I can't do it anymore I'm losing my mind," the note read. "I applaud you both for your stamina, however, it's gotten to the point that it's interfering with my sleep schedule, so I figured it was time to say something. Please accept these beers as a peace offering/bargaining chip — I was hoping they might be enough to persuade you to maybe move your bed to the other side of the room?"

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The person bothered by her neighbors also congratulated her noisy neighbors for having an "apparently healthy sex life" and that "she would prefer not to be a part of it." We can understand that it is not an easy position to be in and it is quite embarrassing as well. Late-night noises can get annoying enough to induce insomnia and even some handy earplugs won't come to your rescue.

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But on the flip side, people are free to do whatever they wish in the privacy of their home with a partner they love and a third person really doesn't have the right to interfere. So, Twitterati flooded in with their suggestions and advice and even shared similar experiences.

@CommentFiend commented, "I had some neighbors like this. They broke up before I got to the point of leaving a note but I was planning: 'After all you must understand that besides your pleasure there is such a thing as other people's happiness and peace' - War and Peace, Book 8, Chapter 20."

A few others even prompted @dorianvanserra to "join her neighbors" whereas others had a polarizing opinion about her complaint note. @xxelizabeth_ wrote, "do you know them? your letter is so long, so much explaining. if you are serious about the complaints, you have better chances by just sticking to the point. people can feel shame too."

In an update to this, @dorianvanserra did reveal that they had initially increased their bedroom activities. The Twitter user felt it was intentional at first but eventually, they have quieted down. We don't know if the note worked or the humble bottles of beer did but thankfully, this person can sleep in peace now.



 

 



 

 



 

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